Friday, January 19, 2007

Here is a recent email I received from a close friend...I think it sums up how I feel...


This makes perfect sense, right?
The Democrats new promise "A New Direction for America"

The stock market is at a new all-time high and America's 401K's are back.
A new direction from there means, what?

Unemployment is at 25 year lows. A new direction from there means, what?

Taxes are at 20 year lows. A new direction from there means, what?

Federal tax revenues are at all-time highs. A new direction from there means, what?

The Federal deficit is down almost 50%, just as predicted over last year.
A new direction from there means, what?

Home valuations are up 200% over the past 3.5 years. A new direction
from there means, what?

Inflation is in check, hovering at 20 year lows. A new direction from there means, what?

Not a single terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11/01. A new direction from there means, what?

Osama bin Laden is living under a rock in a dark cave, having not surfaced in years, if he's alive at all, while 95% of Al Queda's top dogs are either dead or in custody, cooperating with US Intel. A new direction from there means, what?

Several major terrorist attacks already thwarted by US and British Intel, including the recent planned attack involving 10 Jumbo Jets being exploded in mid-air over major US cities in order to celebrate the anniversary of the 9/11/01 attacks.
A new direction from there means, what?

Now let me see, do I have this right? I can expect:
The economy to go South
Illegal's to go North
Taxes to go Up
Employment to go Down
Terrorism to come In
Tax breaks to go Out
Social Security to go Away
Health Care to go the same way gas prices have gone
But what the heck!
I can gain comfort by knowing that Nancy P, Hillary C, John K, Edward
K, Howard D, Harry R and Obama have worked hard to create a comprehensive
National Security Plan,
Health Care Plan,
Immigration Reform Plan,
Gay Rights Plan,
Same Sex Marriage Plan,
Abortion On Demand Plan,
Tolerance of Everyone and Everything Plan,
How to Return all Troops to the U.S. in The Next Six Months Plan,
A Get Tough Plan, adapted from the French Plan by the same name, and a
How Everyone Can Become as Wealthy as We Are Plan.
I forgot the No More Katrina Storm Plan.
Now I know why I feel good after the elections. I am going to be able
to sleep so much better at nights knowing these dedicated politicians are thinking of me and my
welfare.

Friday, December 22, 2006

Time for the second edition of my Top 10 Lists!! This week is "Top 10 people I admire Most". Now there are rules to this week's top 10. If you wish to participate, your top 10 has to follow the same rules I used. The people can be anyone alive or dead, real or fictional. You also CANNOT use ANYONE related to you, that's too easy. These are in no paricular order, so feel free to do the same:

10. Ronald Reagan - Without a doubt the greatest President of our time!!

9. Rudy Guliantti - It's true leaders that come forward during the bleakest of events.

8. Sun Tzu - Just read "The Art of War" and you'll know why.

7. Alex P. Keaton - This was actually my nickname for a few years by a couple of friends of mine.

6. Sir Alex Ferguson - Manager of the GREATEST club in the world!!

5. Peter Griffin - I would love to be that Anti-P.C. "Holy Crip, He's a crapple"

4. Rocky Balboa - My cousin would agree with me 100% on this one!!

3. Michael Savage - Read his books, listen to his radio show...the man is a genius!!

2. Donald Trump - I'm a business owner, and this guy does it right.

1. Jesus Christ - Dying for everyone's sins, how could you not admire that?!?

Thursday, November 30, 2006

It's been a while, but I'm back and I've deceided to change the format of the blog for a while. I'm going to start creating my weekly "Top 10's". These will be lists that I make of certain topics. Everyone is welcome to add their own versions in the comments. The topic for the first list is "Top 10 people I'd love to punch out". I know it sounds evil and violent, but I find it quite cleansing to visualize blasting some of these distinguished folks right in the mush. Please take the time to think of anyone you would love to just wail on...

10. Keth Oblerman - Sorry Keith, but you should just stick to sports...you don't know squat about anything else.

9. The Fab Five - Here's the new name for the show...Black Eye From The Straight Guy

8. Chad Johnson - If I have to hear "Ocho Cinco" again, I'm gonna just snap.

7. Al Sharpton - Talk about a guy just begging to get his teeth blasted out. He reminds me of the kid that starts stuff, then hides behind his buddies.

6. Micheal Moore - This guy has such a whacked view on reality...I would stomp his fat face!!

5. Kim Jong Il - This little punk has his body guards kidnap young girls, bring them to his palace, and he beats and rapes them...what a guy.

4. Vicente Fox - I'd love to beat him into a pulp, then ship all of his illegal people back over the border!!

3. Rosie O'Donnell - They say a man shouldn't hit a woman...trust me, she needs to be beat like the man she wishes she was!!

2. Hugo Chavez - How dare you come into my country, insult my president, then act like the Fonz. This bum needs a busted jaw big time!!

1. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - I'd stomp this guy like a narc at a biker rally!! This man is pure evil. He is the next Adolf Hitler. If we don't act soon it will be 1938 again!!

There it is. The first "Top 10"!!

Monday, September 18, 2006


I am so irate over the comments made by that fat swine Rosie O'Donnell in "The View" a few days ago!! This horse's ass had the audacity to say that radical Christianity is just as bad as radical Islam. When was the last time a radical Christian (whatever that is) flew a plane into a building killing thousands? When was the last time a radical Christian drove a van filled with explosives into an embassy? Christians are ridiculed everyday in the major media and on TV and in magazines, but I never see them burning down the buildings of the media outlets. Radical Christians don't believe in fighting, they believe in turning the other cheek. Radical Christians don't kill innocent people of other religions in order to go to Heaven, they practice forgiveness. A radical Christian wont pick a fight...But you better believe they will end it if you threaten their family!!

I also am sick and tired of hearing the phrase "separation of Church and State". This phrase does not, and has not ever, appeared in the Constitution. It doesn't exists anywhere in the amendments. It was a phrase thrown around by Left-Wing Liberal Communist lawyers that work for the A.C.L.U.!! If anyone can show me where the exact words "separation of Church and State" appear in the Constitution, then I'll accept it. Until then, there is NO separation of Church and State. This country was founded by Christian ideals. That is why it is, and always will be, the GREATEST country on the planet!! GOD Bless AMERICA!!

Wednesday, August 23, 2006


It's that time of year again. Time for pizza rolls, hot wings, cold beer, tailgating, and sporting my black and gold. Yes, it's FOOTBALL SEASON. I once again am gearing up for another fun season, with visions of a repeat and another Vince Lombardi trophy brought back to the city of champions!! Although it is my favortite time of year, I never forget those great American football fans who must watch the games from tents in the middle of the desert in the middle east. Thanks to radical Islamic terrorists, our fine men and women in uniform must endure another football season without the comforts that we enjoy, which by the way are provided by our soldiers. Just a reminder folks. I do it everytime I see them. When you see someone in a military uniform, thank them for their service and shake their hands. Trust me, it really means a lot to them. So, while Big Ben will be throwing bombs into the endzone to Hines Ward this fall, let's all pray that our real heroes overseas will be launching a few bombs of their own into the laps of radical Islamis terrorists!! God Bless the USA and Here We Go STEELERS!!!

Wednesday, August 09, 2006


I know it's been a LONG LONG time since my last post, so let's get back up to speed. My twins are now 19 months old and are running all over the place. I have opened my own business here in Pittsburgh. It's called JerseyPro Printing, Inc. and I do screenprinting and embroidery of team and corporate appearal. The website is www.jerseyproprinting.com so check it out. I have been VERY busy this summer with soccer canmps all over the east coast. I work with SoccerPlus and I was in Pottstown, PA and also in Hamilton, NY. I was at the Region 1 ODP I.D. camp in Rhode Island also. I also attended 4 weddings this summer, so you could say I've been slightly busy. The picture with this post is of my trip to Philly. I went to Geno's Steaks and I got to meet the owner, Joey Vento. He was an amazing person. He talked to me for about 20 minutes and also gave me free t-shirts and took this picture with me. Now that I am back in the swing of things, there will be more posts coming. Some will be political, some will be sports related, some about life...but they will always be entertaining!!

Monday, January 23, 2006

After 10 long years I am happy again. My beloved Steelers are going to Super Bowl XL!! This is the most wonderful thing to see something like this happen...not just because I am a Steelers fan, but that one player on the Steelers deserves this more than anyone else in the league. Jerome Bettis, who has spent 13 grueling years in the NFL and has become one of the top running backs in NFL history will get to finish his career at Super Bowl XL in his hometown of Detroit, MI. This is a story that brings tears to my eyes everytime I think about it. Jerome's parents have NEVER...let me repeat...NEVER missed a single game that Jerome has played!! They have been to every High School, College, and Pro game!! That folks is called being a supportive parent. The streak of not missing games not only started from their desire to watch him play, but also for medical reasons. Jerome Bettis has suffered from asthema since he was a child. His parents had to be on the sidlines during his High School games to make sure he had an extra inhaler handy. Once Jerome went to Notre Dame, he had the medical personell he needed for his asthema, but his parents still never wanted to miss a game...and it has stayed that way. Four years of High School, four more at Notre Dame, and then 13 years in the NFL, and they have been to every home and away game!! It's nice to se that this last game they only have a few miles to travel and watch their son play in his FIRST Super Bowl!! GO STEELERS!!!